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Re: Don't smoke more than 8 cigarettes per day.

To the guy who did the classic "I'm way better than your kids" I offer up this... my child came up with this which is IMHO far superior to mine:

"Then they'll be the ones crying
        ...when they're dying
             ...and I'm not."

Brilliant.
 

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Don't smoke more than 8 cigarettes per day.

Preferably, don't smoke at all. If you must smoke, then do it but limit yourself to 8 per day and do not use substitutes such as:
  • patches,
  • drugs (of any sort),
  • gum (chewing or nicotene),
  • cigars,
  • pipes,
  • junk food, or
  • drugs (of any sort).

Did I mention "don't do drugs of any sort"?.

If you must smoke, don't smoke:

  • in your car,
  • in your house,
  • around children (anyone's),
  • anywhere it might be prohibited,
  • anywhere it might be convenient (this will help you limit your numbers).

One of my kids recently had to do a project on nicotene for school. Part of it was to come up with a cartoon. I quickly sketched this example just for fun...

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